This weekend I was walking, in my pirate outfit, in the deep dark woods of chinchilla forest. I heard something coming up behind me I quickly turned around I saw nothing so I said "it must have been one of those damn cute fuzzy chinchillas". But I was wrong I got kicked in the back to jumping in to a summersault turned around and there was a ninja. He said "Ž€‚Ê" as he said that he threw some ninja stars. So I quickly whipped out my English Japanese dictionary which all pirates carry I looked up the stuff he said AND dodged the ninja stars...all in a back flip. I said "arrrg matey" and pushed my eye patch out of the way and shot him with my laser eye right in the pee pee. And then hhmm I kicked him right square in the face. So he picked up a chinchilla and said "pikachu I chouse you" and the damn thing bite me so I ate the that cute fuzzy ball yummy. He pulled out a ninja sword and ran at me so I pulled out a magnum and shot him. Then I hear a woosting sound and off goes my ear cut off by an axe. And there was Mike Tyson lumber jack he ran up to me and dove for my cut off ear so I said what is 10 times 4. He stopped dead in his tracks because mike Tyson is retarded he did not know so his head exploded. Then I said "wow that was normal I"m hungry JERKY" so I ate some chinchilla jerky. The end