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Journal Entry: Tue Feb 21, 2006, 7:40 PM
This weekend I was walking, in my pirate outfit, in the deep dark woods of chinchilla forest. I heard something coming up behind me I quickly turned around I saw nothing so I said "it must have been one of those damn cute fuzzy chinchillas". But I was wrong I got kicked in the back to jumping in to a summersault turned around and there was a ninja. He said "Ž€‚Ê" as he said that he threw some ninja stars. So I quickly whipped out my English Japanese dictionary which all pirates carry I looked up the stuff he said AND dodged the ninja stars...all in a back flip. I said "arrrg matey" and pushed my eye patch out of the way and shot him with my laser eye right in the pee pee. And then hhmm I kicked him right square in the face. So he picked up a chinchilla and said "pikachu I chouse you" and the damn thing bite me so I ate the that cute fuzzy ball yummy. He pulled out a ninja sword and ran at me so I pulled out a magnum and shot him. Then I hear a woosting sound and off goes my ear cut off by an axe. And there was Mike Tyson lumber jack he ran up to me and dove for my cut off ear so I said what is 10 times 4. He stopped dead in his tracks because mike Tyson is retarded he did not know so his head exploded. Then I said "wow that was normal I"m hungry JERKY" so I ate some chinchilla jerky. The end

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 16
  • Current Residence: earth
  • Interests: food, cars, girls, flatland BMX, and rock
  • Favourite movie: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
  • Favourite band or musician: Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Beatles...
  • Favourite genre of music: Hair metal, classic rock, 80s rock, metal, and well rock.
  • Favourite artist: frank lloyd wright
  • MP3 player of choice: 6GB Philips "GoGear"
  • Shell of choice: wtf Shell?
  • Skin of choice: what?
  • Favourite game: NFSU NFSU2 NFSHP2 Gran Turismo 3&4, and RE4
  • Favourite gaming platform: gamecube and computer
  • Favourite cartoon character: Stewie Griffin was but anyone that wears a shirt with him on it is gay
  • Personal Quote: Would you still love me if I was frozen in carbonite?

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!sbimyurotc:iconsbimyurotc: Aug 14, 2008, 4:20:46 AMFlagged as spam
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*MC-Frizzle:iconMC-Frizzle: Nov 21, 2007, 7:13:13 AM
13 weeks? Awesome!

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!roses-are-green:iconroses-are-green: May 12, 2007, 8:29:32 AM
didu leave?

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!roses-are-green:iconroses-are-green: Nov 17, 2006, 4:02:31 AM
first comment in a while~just wanting to say that I don't hate you....

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*MC-Frizzle:iconMC-Frizzle: Aug 29, 2006, 6:31:17 AM
Are you finally gone? :dance:

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~TheTonberryGurl:iconTheTonberryGurl: Jul 17, 2006, 4:57:54 AM
:) Thanks for the WATCH and the comment.

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~YourSmoothStory:iconYourSmoothStory: Feb 24, 2006, 2:03:48 PM
ANDY.

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~Asirai:iconAsirai: Feb 23, 2006, 7:28:53 PM
Are you therefor saying that it's allright to berate and insult people since we're protected by the First Amendment to do so? So, I should be able to call you nonstop and scream insults into your phone, right? Oh, wait, that's harassment, and is also illegal. Insulting people because of foolish prejudice is also harrassment, and is NOT protected by the first amendment. Thank you for your time.

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~Superhim:iconSuperhim: Feb 23, 2006, 5:37:25 PM
It's not a pseudo-rant. There isn't a single exclamation mark in it, which is mandatory for qualification a a rant. It is also three sentences long. The one at the top does not count, as it has nothing to do with the subject matter being addressed.

Your parents must be so disappointed.

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~kreecha:iconkreecha: Feb 23, 2006, 4:28:19 AM
Being British, shockingly no, I have not heard of the First, nay any, of the amendments.

And I assume by your little pseudo-rant that you believe I should despise myself? You understand the term 'contradicting', yes?

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~Superhim:iconSuperhim: Feb 22, 2006, 5:27:19 PM
There's nothing wrong with putting deviations in the wrong category as long as you don't mess around with the artistic nudes category.

You, sir (or ma'am if you prefer), are a complete and total douchebag for suggesting that a fellow human being should be banned for expressing his personal opinion on moral issues when he differs from you. No one's trying to get you banned for expressing your opinion, which is obviously that being gay is okay, since you admit that you are and do not seem to despise yourself. Have you never heard of the first amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America, perhaps the most important of the amendments belonging to the Bill of Rights?

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~xj220s:iconxj220s: Feb 22, 2006, 12:40:20 PM
No dumbass read what i said nothing about being young

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~xj220s:iconxj220s: Feb 22, 2006, 12:38:35 PM
what picture are you looking at. you only said that because somone else said that. Is that all you have to say about my "art"

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~kreecha:iconkreecha: Feb 21, 2006, 7:50:08 PM
If you mean your looking young, it is pretty obvious; you have pictures of yourself on your page

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~kreecha:iconkreecha: Feb 21, 2006, 7:43:39 PM
I honestly could not fathom out what you just said; in English, please?

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~xj220s:iconxj220s: Feb 21, 2006, 7:38:09 PM
witch picture are you looking at see how if you didnt read somone elses comment you wouldnt be saying this. so is this all you have

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~kreecha:iconkreecha: Feb 21, 2006, 7:35:17 PM
My brother is eleven and he is 5'7, height means nothing. Man, you could be 7 foot tall and you still wouldn't look a day over 10

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~xj220s:iconxj220s: Feb 21, 2006, 7:32:01 PM
i did somthing like this once but then i got banned for spamming loser haha

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~xj220s:iconxj220s: Feb 21, 2006, 7:31:23 PM
no shit i know i cant spell thanks for pointing that out i knew that when i was in the frist grade. if you think i look way under my age just to let you know im 5'8 witch i tall compard to many people in my grade. wow like i care if its in the right category

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~xj220s:iconxj220s: Feb 21, 2006, 1:04:20 PM
i only went there to make fun of yall faggots

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